the first-person smartass remember that tumblr post saying "my sarcastic internal monologue is the best thing i've got going for me" or something to that effect? that's you. you refuse to take anything too seriously, and even with the rare event that does force you to treat it with any sort of weight, you still face with dry, sardonic commentary. you will snark at anything and anyone; minor inconveniences, life-changing disasters, your family, your friends, authority figures, even yourself. if you ever stop snarking, it's a real cause for concern. that's how everyone knows shit has officially gotten real.
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the first-person smartass
remember that tumblr post saying "my sarcastic internal monologue is the best thing i've got going for me" or something to that effect? that's you. you refuse to take anything too seriously, and even with the rare event that does force you to treat it with any sort of weight, you still face with dry, sardonic commentary. you will snark at anything and anyone; minor inconveniences, life-changing disasters, your family, your friends, authority figures, even yourself. if you ever stop snarking, it's a real cause for concern. that's how everyone knows shit has officially gotten real.
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