I don't think you're unusual in having Opinions or having your perceptions color things and given that you are (as far as I know!) not a deity (except sometimes I do have the urge to set up a small shrine to you as the patron of concise casefic) so omniscience I don't think is something to realistically aspire to.

Maybe your audience may have to read things [about Ferrets] to get a full, unbiased story [about just how deep your mustelid love runs].