My Ficlet: Jeeves & Wooster: Timing: Rating: Teen

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Title: Timing
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Teen
Length: 150
For: MMOM [Merry Month of Masturbation] Day 2
Notes: Parody of the opening of Chapter 1: Jeeves Exerts the Old Cerebellum of The Inimitable Jeeves.



“Sir?”

Jeeves put the good old knuckles of his hand softly to the door of the bathroom, and I took a refreshing sip of air. Just right, as usual. Not too loud, not too harsh, not too demanding, and not a second too soon. A most amazing cove, Jeeves, so dashed competent in every respect. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I mean to say, take just one small instance. Every other valet I’ve ever had used to barge into my bath in the morning while I was practicing the ancient art of self-love, causing much misery: but Jeeves seems to knew when I’ve stuck my landing, to borrow a phrase from equestrians of pommel horse stables, by a sort of telepathy. He always announces himself exactly two minutes after I’ve had my little death. Makes a deuce of a lot of difference to a fellow’s day.

Comments

[ilthit]

:D Jeeves WOULD.

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Yes, I would think he'd have as good a second sense about this as about everything else! :)

[castiron]

Hee! And Jeeves would absolutely have perfect timing.

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

In all areas! :)

[cuddyclothes]

Yes, of course Jeeves knows!

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Prescient sod! :)

[liquidtears]

Absolutely LOVE this!!!

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Thank you very much!!