Title: Holmes's Vices
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: Mature for sex, drug use, and foul language
Length: 345
Notes: a parody of one of my favourite poems of all time, Ogden Nash's
A Drink With Something in ItThere is something about this solution
an elixir which stimulates dearly
a murky, a quirky solution
which sheds light transcendentally clearly
There is something about this solution
that banishes boredom and bane
it’s not the taste, nor the tint
and though but seven percent
I think it must be the cocaine.
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