Title: More Work for the Undertaker
Fandom: Albert Campion [book 'verse, specifically, #13 in the series, More Work for the Undertaker, Margery Allingham].
Length: 100
Rating: Gen
Notes: Song [to a tune in my head].
Prompt: 100 Fandoms .058 late (I am up to 59 fandoms!)
More work for the undertaker,
more work for the sleuth.
Got to dig a little bit deeper
to unearth the laid-to-rest truth.
There’s a house full of odd ducks,
dropping one by one.
More work for the undertaker
is a sleuth’s idea of fun.
Some grave misunderstandings,
some things not what they seem.
Everyone’s buried a secret;
everyone’s re-hearsed a scheme.
More work for the undertaker,
that coffin cart won’t wait.
Every passenger’s departed;
every first-class fare is late.
Call a shovel a spade,
call a little a lot.
More work for the undertaker,
but the sleuth exhumes the plot!