Quiz: What Ancient Epic Poem are You?

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

I don't know if this is anyone's jam, but...

What Ancient Epic Poem are You?

My results: Catullus 64

a baby! a very detailed baby. a very detailed baby that is made out of a boat which is made out of textiles which are made out of being metapoetic. vergil wants what you have

Comments

[castiron]

I got:

the pharsalia

live young, die fast, make fart jokes about the emperor nero, bring back the aeneid as a zombie. idk what your political ideology is but you definitely have one. scholars debate whether or not you engaged in necromancy irl.

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Yes, the results were uniformly bizarre in this one. I don't know enough about epic poems to get the jokes or maybe the quiz-maker was drunk?

[smallhobbit]

I got Catullus 64 too - but yes, it was simply weird.

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Yes, not the best quiz. I'll be more discriminating going forward.

[cuddyclothes]

Mine was a bit...on the nose. D:

the metamorphoses

you make a point about being weird and then you act smug about making a point about being weird and then you get exiled :/

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Well, at least it didn't say you woke up one morning as a cockroach! :)

[potentiality_26]

What an odd result! I got a good laugh out of "virgil wants what you have" though.

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

I know, right? I think the quiz-maker was drunk. But being a poet, Virgil wanting what I have is extremely flattering.