stonepicnicking_okapi

Here's a fun question (since I'll never own a home).

questionoftheday asks: What are five things you want to have in your dream home? Be creative.

My answer:

1. French doors from bedroom that lead to terrace (not balcony!) and ocean view!
2. Library with ladders and rugs suitable for depositing dead bodies and moving bookshelf that leads to secret passage which leads to crypt where the ghost lives!
3. Kitchen with robot to prepare tea and meals and do the washing up.
4. Self-tending walled garden with Many, Many Secrets and lots of little Beatrix Potter animals coming and going.
5. Boathouse (for Shenanigans! Also, possibly murders if the library is otherwise occupied!)