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stonepicnicking_okapiPrompt: Santa opening/reading letters.
“…you know who also has to deal with letter-opening, Jeeves?”
“No, sir.”
“Santa Claus. Not our Father Christmas or Saint Nicholas, you know, the Time Square fellow in the red suit. He opens heaps of letters from blighted offspring around the globe.”
“True, sir. You’ve not yet opened Mrs. Gregson’s missive.”
“Aunt Agatha wants the pride of the Wooster in a pair of sponge bag trousers for Christmas. No, let it simmer a while longer. Better yet, why don’t you Sherlock Holmes it?”
“Sir?”
“Skewer it to the mantelpiece!”
Jeeves frowned. “Might I just lay something heavy on it, sir?”
“…you know who also has to deal with letter-opening, Jeeves?”
“No, sir.”
“Santa Claus. Not our Father Christmas or Saint Nicholas, you know, the Time Square fellow in the red suit. He opens heaps of letters from blighted offspring around the globe.”
“True, sir. You’ve not yet opened Mrs. Gregson’s missive.”
“Aunt Agatha wants the pride of the Wooster in a pair of sponge bag trousers for Christmas. No, let it simmer a while longer. Better yet, why don’t you Sherlock Holmes it?”
“Sir?”
“Skewer it to the mantelpiece!”
Jeeves frowned. “Might I just lay something heavy on it, sir?”
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Date: 2019-12-24 03:55 pm (UTC)Hmmm...I might stick that prompt over at give_satisfaction!
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