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Title: Agatha's Alphabet of Murder
Poetic form: Abecedarian
Fandom: Agatha Christie - all works & Original
Length: 353
Rating: Gen
Warning/Notes: I started this when I finished Agatha Christie's The ABC Murders so the first three (and the name of the fourth) are from that work. Some spoilers for other works by Agatha Christie, but to make the ABC work I had to change and add places/names, so it's a bit of a muddle. Don't read if you're super-SPOILER sensitive.

Mrs. Ascher of Andover
struck down in her shop while trying to reach
Miss Betty Bernard of Bexhill-on-Sea
strangled with her own belt on the beach
Sir Carmichael Clarke of Churston
bashed on the head on post-prandial stroll
Deputy-master Downes of Doncaster
shot with an arrow while taking the roll
Ellis the Ex-Butler of Ellengaze
completely vanished into Cornish air
Mrs. Fanny Fortescue of FewTree Lodge
took taxine with tea common, honey rare
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In your own space, tell us who, from one of your fandoms, would you most want to have dinner with (or tea, or a random afternoon visit), And why? This could be a creator, an actor, a costumer, a set designer, a director, a character, a composer, anybody! What would you talk about? What are you dying to know? Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.

Agatha Christie and I could share the last vacant table at a dodgy tea & bun shop. We would awkwardly pass the sugar and exchange comments on the ghastly weather. She might compliment me on my cardigan, and I would say something cryptic and pithy like ‘it hides bloodstains well’ or quote an obscure forgotten poet (meaning, me). Later, the scene would appear in her mystery novel with my line as the title.

Oh, and on the way out of the shop, I drop something or trip and awkwardly give Eva Green the answer to 8 across on her puzzle.
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All fics are explicit unless specified otherwise.

Day 1: Omorashi: Pit stop. Jeeves & Wooster. Bertie/Jeeves. 700. Bertie heeds the call of nature on the way back to town. No wetting. Masturbation.

Day 1: Knifeplay: Nelson's Blood Cocktail. BBC Sherlock. Moriarty/Moran. 500. Jim is at Seb's mercy. Knifeplay. Blood. Oral sex.

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