Poet's Corner: Everything is going to be amazing by Lauren Zuniga

Everything is going to be amazing by Lauren Zungia

Put on your knickers, girl. We gonna eat these heavy
decisions for breakfast. Smother them in gravy, wash ‘em down
with Grown Ass Woman Soda.

We got this. This is the Big Girl Processing Plant.
Don’t nobody work through their issues like we do. We swallow
abandonment, cough up independence.

You wanna scream? You see that freight train coming at you?
You havin’ that lead-in-yo-legs dream again? Kick that
muthatruckin train in its teeth and do a jig.

That’s what you need. Some Mongolian Throat singing action
and a can o’ Riverdance. Unwad your drawers, Little Mama.
Let's go to the drag show!

Bust out yo corset, Sweet Ginger and show ‘em all that bouillon!
We were made for the stomp. We were made out of spoon
whittlin’ voodoo stew. Play those spoons, girl.

Don’t let ‘em take your dysfunction and turn it into a brothel.
That’s YOUR dysfunction. You chop that shit up and make it
into a masterpiece. This is the year of Quit the Dumb Shit.

You know what that means?
Quit the dumb shit. Stop washing your pearls down
with swine. Get up off your Cadillac britches and show them motor

mouth badgers how it’s done. Everything ain't gonna be alright.
Everything is going to be amazing.

2025 Snowflake Challenge: Day 1

I like the snow-on-the-beach banner so that's what we're going with this year.

Challenge #1

Update your fandom information.

I didn't think I'd have anything to update, but I did. I made BTS more prominent, it really is my active fandom in the sense the only one I actively search out fanfic to read, so I put all the boys in the interest tags, not just SUGA/Agust D, and I deleted all the Good Omens tags in the interest section.

I did, in fact, write two Good Omens drabbles for adventdrabbles, but I am not going to write any more longer fic in that fandom. I never made it past Season 1 of the TV show anyway, and I donated my copy of Good Omens over the winter break becasue I don't need 'canon' anymore. I still love Crowley, but not enough to invest any deliberate time or energy into him.

Everything else was copacetic.