Request: Pithy Saying for Mi Cafe

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

So with all the hubbub of the weekend, I missed doing the next step of mi cafe (my miniature coffeehouse).

The next steps are signs. One of them is a long thin framed quote.

Sometimes happiness is just a matter of attitude adjustment.

It's (in my opinion) a shit statement on many levels. I am not really after 'happiness' first of all. 'Sometimes' yeah but sometimes there is structural poverty, institutional racism, brain chemistry that is like Prometheus' guts post-pecking, and general Bad Fucking Luck. Blaming the victim, meh, too.

So, my question to my friends is: do you have a quote (50 characters or less) that you think would be appropriate for a miniature coffee shop? [extra points for coffee related puns].

Comments

[methylviolet10b]

Some of the memorable quotes I've seen over the years at local coffeeshops:

"Worship Your Dark Goddess." - the goddess in question being caffeine/coffee
"Life is too short to go through half-awake. Drink more coffee!"
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a reader in possession of a good book must be in want of a good cup of coffee" - spin on the Jane Austen quote seen at the coffeeshop attached to a brilliant bookstore
"Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee."
"Coffee is the favorite drink of the civilized world." - Thomas Jefferson (granted, his idea of what was civilized included owning people, so...)

Good luck on the mini signs!

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Ha, ha! Those are brilliant! Thank you!! ☕