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1. first love
2. friendship
3. love of nature
4. passion
5. soulmates
6. unrequited love
7. lust
8. love of the game
9. devotion
10. love of food
11. polyamory
12. long distance love
13. lovesickness
14. romantic love
15. love of place
16. marriage
17. love of order and method
18. divine love
19. platonic love
20. infatuation
21. maternal love
22. obsession
23. agape
24. love of animals
25. unconditional love
26. forbidden love
27. ecstasy
28. the beloved

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Have a Bertie Wooster triple drabble.

Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Summary: Bad news comes in threes.


“Oh, Jeeves, you’re back, for the love of God, no, for the love of food, we must do something! An evil has befallen us. A pall is cast.”

“Indeed, sir?”

“Aunt Dahlia declares her cook, that wizard summoner of the gastric juices Anatole, has been kidnapped! She is beside herself with grief and apprehension. Wait, Jeeves, you look distressed. No, don’t try to deny it. My powers of observation are such that you might well find tobacco in the toe of my Persian slipper. You never look distressed. Why are you distressed?”

“I regret to inform you, sir, that on the way home, a trio of unsavory characters attempted to seize my person and deposit me into the rear compartment of a lorry. I am pleased to inform you that the attempt failed. Thus, the dishevelment. Excuse me, sir, while I make a swift restoration to my personage and join you in aiding Mrs. Travers in her hour of need.”

“Yes, Jeeves, it is time for all good men to come to the aid of the party, but—”

Further discussion was halted by the ringing of the telephone.

“Don’t answer it, Jeeves. These evils come in threes. Your attack, Anatole’s kidnapping, what fresh horror awaits us?”

Jeeves was like the deaf disheveled adder to my plea.

“Is it Aunt Dahlia?” I demanded a few minutes later.

“No, sir. Mister Little. He reports that Penelope had disappeared, and there are clear signs, well, that she did not leave of her own volition.”

“Penny the perfect housemaid, the one who keeps the Bingo residence the envy of all and sundry? Egad, Jeeves, what shall we do?”

“Scotland Yard, sir. And forthwith.”

“I agree. A villain of rare form is trying to assemble an inimitable downstairs by force! He must be stopped!”

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