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I have been finishing up some fics for Kinktober. All explicit-rated unless otherwise noted.

Today, I posted a fic about Eddie/Venom for today's xenophilia prompt. Xenophilia is a Strange Way (to say I'm falling in love).

I also completed a two-chapter fic of BBC Sherlock's Mycroft/Lestrade. This is in my series where Mycroft and Lestrade regularly roleplay alien oviposition with a sex toy called a SPLORCH! (the sex toy is genuine and inspired the series). In this one, Mycroft secretly makes a sex tape of their exploits and edits it with scenes from alien abduction films. It's called A Prime Specimen on Film. This was for the prompts Oviposition and Role Reversal.

On Monday, I posted a Teen-rated fic for bethctg of BTS' RM/Jin (Namjin) for Daddy & Mommy. It's Who needs a daddy (when you've got a hyung like me)?. Hyung is a term used by Korean males for other Korean males who are older than them. Jin is the oldest of the group so he's everyone's hyung.

I am still posting some stand alone BTS Yoonmin ficlets [Yoonmin is Yoongi (or SUGA)/Jimin]. These are Halloween & Whumptober fills, so lots of body horror. I posted two today, one where SUGA dreams he's an actual bowl of sugar and one where Jimin keeps waking up to find his tattoo (NEVERMIND) is re-arranging itself on his chest and portending ominous things. The collection is called bleed by my feet, a line from a song Tony Montana, which they once rapped together.

I got this as part of the Multi-Fandom Postcard Exchange.

Title: Toast Interrupted
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: Gen
Notes: from my Men in Kilts AU
For: Day 17: a fireplace scene with tree and two champagne flutes.
Summary: Sherlock plans a romantic evening in December.

Sherlock wasn’t romantic, and Wwen it came to Christmas, he was a veritable Scrooge. Nevertheless, he was preparing to welcome John home that evening with a fire in the fireplace, a lovely fir decorated with all the trimmings, and a slightly warm champagne toast.

John had taken a pre-Christmas housekeeping gig at the home of one of his former ‘Men in Kilts’ regulars who, an elderly lady who lived alone and of whom he’d been rather fond.
Sherlock’s mobile buzzed.

“Not now,” he said.

“John’s been arrested for murder.”

Well, thought Sherlock, that solves the problem of room temperature champagne.

Title: Jab
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Teen for innuendo
Pairing: Santa Lestrade/Elf Mycroft
Length: 100
For: Day 04: the prompt is Santa getting a shot
Notes: This is from a PWP North Pole AU from 2019 called Santa's Workshop in which Lestrade is very naughty Santa, most of the rest of the cast are very naughty elves [Moran is a horse groom].

“When you said you were going to give me just what I needed,” began Santa Lestrade.

Elf Mycroft hummed, his back to Santa.

“Something that would sting a at first but in the end would be very good for me,” continued Santa Lestrade, “this is not what I had in mind.”

Elf Mycroft turned with the hypodermic syringe in hand. “It’s just a little jab, Santa.”

Santa Lestrade harrumphed and rolled up his sleeve.

“Don’t worry,” said Elf Mycroft as he brought the needle close to Santa Lestrade’s bare arm.

“You’ll get a lolly afterwards.”

“My favourite flavour?”

“Of course.”

All fics are explicit unless specified otherwise.

Day 1: Omorashi: Pit stop. Jeeves & Wooster. Bertie/Jeeves. 700. Bertie heeds the call of nature on the way back to town. No wetting. Masturbation.

Day 1: Knifeplay: Nelson's Blood Cocktail. BBC Sherlock. Moriarty/Moran. 500. Jim is at Seb's mercy. Knifeplay. Blood. Oral sex.

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Indigo to me means Sherlock Holmes's dressing gown. So I did this watercolor crayon tracing of a famous Sydney Paget illustration of "The Man with the Twisted Lip" in which Holmes sits on five pillows and smokes a pound of shag and figures everything out. Note: the color of the dressing gown is much more purple in real life.



I got the color from BBC Sherlock's "The Abominable Bride" episode. Where Holme sits down and goes to his Victorian Mind Palace and solves the case. I think they were trying to re-create the Paget image. And I wrote a genderswapped Sherlock Holmes fic called "Indigo" about this very dressing gown. [Non sequitir: Indigo also happens to be the name of my sister's poodle. It's black, not purple-blue.]

Indigo (1184 words) by okapi
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Gender or Sex Swap, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Femlock, Fem!John - Freeform, dressing gown, Episode: The Abominable Bride, Gen or Pre-Slash
Series: Part 11 of Clothes Make the Woman
Summary:

Sherlock receives a belated birthday gift from John. Inspired by the blue dressing gown from "The Abominable Bride."

Edited to add another fic with indigo in the title. This one is called "Mood Indigo," wherein Bertie Wooster and Jeeves get together with a little help from a song by Duke Ellington.

Mood Indigo (1000 words) by okapi
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster
Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster
Additional Tags: Inspired by Music, Fluff, Declarations Of Love
Summary:

Music inspires Bertie and Jeeves.

Fluff. Inspired by Duke Ellington's Mood Indigo.

I am planning to do the Sunshine Challenge, I am just behind. I'm actually pretty chuffed that the prompts are colours. I had to bow out last year because the prompts got too uncomfortable, but colours are pretty straightforward. I hope to catch up by the weekend.

Red.

I managed 3 bits of Gen-rated, non-fannish verse (Rhyme Royal) about Cherries, Tomato, and Wild Strawberry. They are here.

And I did my BBC Sherlock Moriarty/Moran Bloodplay fic for my Season of Kink Bingo square. I started this fic 3 times and changed the scope of it each time, so I am happy that the Sunshine Challenges encouraged me to finally set it right. This is the last installment that I am planning for The Sniper Vanishes series.

Blood Song (2000 words) by okapi
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty
Characters: Jim Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Additional Tags: Bloodplay, Knifeplay, Bondage, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Dom/sub Undertones, Kink Negotiation, Dom Sebastian, Sub Jim Moriarty, POV Alternating
Series: Part 4 of The Sniper Vanishes 'verse (Moran/Moriarty)
Summary:

On holiday in Switzerland, Seb gives Jim the blood-letting he wants.

Title: The Hitchhiker
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Word Count: 200
Lines: 32
Poetic Form: Blank verse
For: GYWO Yahtzee - Sevens and the GYWO 7 Stories, 7 Days, Day 3 prompt: Write the backstory of a hitchhiker in 200 words or fewer.
Summary: A modern version of "The Musgrave Ritual."
Prompt:


A familiar-unfamiliar voice spoke,
recalling cleverness as more-than-tricks.
‘I’ve got a problem. Something strange. Would you?’
He would. His last quid went to fare-and-kit.
To judge a cover, Musgrave place-and-squire
were bound-in-hide, but first impression lied
and told the truth: the Musgrave problem was
an out-of-time anachronistic gift:
an enterprising aide-de-camp was sacked
for prying then decamped without a trace;
a fretful-fearful-frightened housekeeper
soon followed, disappearing after days of nerves.
The ancient Musgrave riddle proved to be
a priceless Christmas-coming-four-months-late.
Untangling clues: the lore, the weathervane,
the verse, the shadows cast by elms and oaks.
He poured over musty archives, blueprints.
He traced each stone with curious fingertips.
He followed in the missing snoop’s footsteps
and found a trove of bones-and-rotting-flesh.
The clever sneak had learned too late the risk
of co-conspiracy. The housekeeper’s
exact aforethought, malice wasn’t clear;
her absence, however, suggested taint.
The treasure had been pillaged, found-and-lost.
A gem-stripped crown. A chalice un-gilded.
It was an archeological dig,
but not a hoard. His pockets full of thanks,
he left with nothing more than what he’d had
before, except that which he’d never thought
to find: direction. He stood at road’s edge,
extending arm and thumb with certainty.

The very talented (and multi-talented) mafief made this absolutely perfect cover art for my fic Men in Kilts.



Men in Kilts (33000 words) by okapi
Chapters: 23/23
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock Holmes), Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Meet-Cute, Hurt/Comfort, Kilts, Eventual Fluff, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex
Summary:

Mrs. Hudson hires John, who works for the Men in Kilts housekeeping service.

Sherlock/John. Alt First Meeting. Hurt/comfort. Slow burn.

Title: Gingerbread
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Gen
Length: 100
Relationship: Sherlock/John
Note: Genderswapped
For: DW Advent Drabbles comm: Day 10: Gingerbread house.


John broke off a piece of crumbling turret, bit, chewed, and hummed appreciatively.

“You’re brilliant!” she cried, covering her full mouth with her hand. “Just when I think you can’t be more extraordinary you go and do something simply marvelous and prove me wrong.”

Sherlock smiled and helped herself to bit of tomb rubble. “I am always on the lookout for new ways to surprise, and impress, my Edgar Allan Poe-loving girlfriend.”

John swallowed. “This delicious…”

“And prize-winning,” added Sherlock, raising her blue ribbon high.

“…work of art entitled ‘The Fall of the Gingerbread House of Usher’ takes the cake!”